Matrix Reloaded MTV Movie Award spoof

MTV actually buat banyak spoof, tp yg paling aku suka ialah yg ini.

The meaning of politic by a little boy

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The Indon maid , we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.

The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

Creative bag makers

American Idol. Adam Lambert - Track of My Tears

Sempena this coming Adam Lambert's concert.

Gf aku ajak aku pegi tgk concert die, nasib baik tetiba kakak die nak follow. Pheww. Haha. Bukannya taknak temankan die pegi, tapi u know.. Adam Lambert... euww..

Anyway, video dibawah adalah performance die masa top 10 American Idol, which aku rase adalah performance die yg paling best. Ramai kata Mad World lg best, tp personally aku suka yg nih. Mase die tarik suara die tuh, fuhhh, tak terlebih tak terkurang. Anyway, enjoy.

Tiger Wood's Ryder Cup challenge was halted.. by photographer.

Awesome pic!

Gambar nih adalah real, bukan di photoshop ye. Gambar nih diambil oleh Mark Pain, seorang jurukamera dari dailymail UK secara tidak sengaja ketika Wood cuba nak chip bola tuh di lubang ke 18. Bola tuh terus kene kt kamera die sblm jatuh ke dada dan ke tanah.

Mesti ramai yang tny tak mati ke mamat tuh, atau tak jahanam ke kamera die, kene bole golf tuh bai! Aku rase sebenarnye mase nih dah nak dekat ngan green dah, so die chip aje bole tuh since nih pun dah pukulan ke-3. Sekali mamat kameraman tuh buat spoil lak. Sure Wood dpt boogie aje tuh. Patut le muka tak puas hati. LOL.

Sumber di sini dan sini.

Hogwarts Finally Hooks Up the Internet!

Kalo Harry Potter sekawan ade facebook. LOL.

Sumber dari sini.

ps: Click kt gambar utk gambar lebih clear. Aku tak reti nak taruk gambar full size kt sini. Bole aje kalo nak kaji but I don't give a shit.

ps2: Thanks to Dila for the tip.

Cebu Pacific FAs dancing

I'm gonna fly Cebu Pacific from now on!