Sunday, November 28, 2010

Cussing at work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Google Me The Movie

Omputih takde keje

Movie documentary nih mengisahkan tentang seorang lelaki bernama Jim Killeen yg cuba mengumpulkan 7 org lelaki yg mempunyai nama yg sama dgn beliau.

Semuanya bermula apabila Jim Killeen menggoogle nama nya sendiri dan jumpa beberapa nama. Dan die cuba utk berhubung dgn seberapa ramai yg mungkin.


Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The newest worst miss ever!

Bodoh!

Kejadian nih berlaku dalam perlawanan suku akhir Sukan Asia Guangzhou 2010 antara Qatar vs Uzbekistan. Striker Qatar yg baru berusia 18 tahun, Fahad Khalfan nmpk mcm poyo nak score pakai outside foot, sekali bola kene tiang. LOL. Dah la extra time lak tuh. Kalo ko score sure team ko menang.

Nak best lg, Qatar lost the game 0 - 1. haha. Menangis la mamat tuh.


Saturday, November 13, 2010

UTP Academic Building

Masa aku study kt UTP dulu, sempat la merasa guna bangunan akademik baru nih utk satu semester. First time kitorang masuk aje, terus "Wahhhhh!" Gempak gile beb. Mmg lawa dan futuristik. Dgr cite mase KRU pegi buat talk pasal movie CicakMan kt UTP arituh pun diorang express kekaguman diorang terhadap building tuh punye design.

FYI, bangunan nih direka oleh Foster and Partners, company yg sama mereka jambatan Millau-Viaduct. Awesome gile. Pada tahun 2007, bangunan nih menang anugerah Aga Khan Award for Architecture. Anugerah berprestij nih diadakan setiap 3 tahun sekali dan dianugerahkan kpd bangunan dalam dunia Islam atau yg menampilkan ciri2 Islamik.


Rekaan bangunan nih adalah berdasarkan bintang berbucu 5 dgn sisinya terdiri drpd separuh bulatan. Disalah satu bucu tuh adalah bangunan Chancellor Complex yg menempatkan Chancellor Hall dan Library baru.


Masa aku study dulu, ada sebahagian wing die yg still tak siap lg. Skang tatau laa. Kalo berdasarkan gambar kt bawah mcm dah siap.


Gambar kt bawah nih ialah close up Chancellor Complex. Dikalangan budak2 UTP bangunan nih famous dgn gelaran Enterprise, atau UFO, pasal bangunan nih rupa die mcm USS Enterprise dalam cite Star Trek.


Kalo korang notice gambar Chancellor Complex kt bawah nih seolah2 ada dua bahagian. Mmg pun. Yg sebelah kiri ialah Chancellor Hall dan yg sebelah kanan ialah Library. Kedua2nya adalah awesome.


Nih ialah library die. Mmg awesome. Masa zaman aku buku tak byk lagi. Tp berhati2 bila naik tangga, especially kpd awek2 yg pakai skirt, pasal tangga die jarang so kalo awek pakai skirt naik tangga org kt bawah bole nampak spender. Haha.


Yang nih pulak ialah Chancellor Hall. Upacara graduasi dan byk lagi aktiviti diadakan disini.


Kt tengah2 academic building tuh pulak ada taman yg sgt awesome. Kt tengah2 taman tuh pulak ade hutan bukit yg mmg sengaja dibiarkan oleh contractor sbg sebahagian drpd taman, dan dihias dgn lampu serta laluan pejalan kaki. Kelilingnye lak ialah ade artificial sungai. Awesome man.


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Friday, November 5, 2010

Ahli Perkasa Cawangan New York

LOL

Sungguhpun post ini berbaur politik, sila lihat dr segi humornye.