Saudi Rempit

Ingat kita aje ke ade mat rempit?

Tgk Pak Arab gile. Mentang2 laa byk duit. Haha langsung tak relevan statement itu.

I wish for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs

This is a real funny. Read on!

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' Asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

‘That’s brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man..

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

Jelmaan Lin Dan

Bapak nye. Patut le terer nak mampus. LOL~~

Lesson learned. Anything can happenned

Artikel nih menggambarkan situasi economic downfall yg terjadik kt US 2 tahun lalu. Amik la iktibar. Langit tak selalunye cerah.

Down But Not Out: From Hedge Funds to Pizza Delivery Ken Karpman Plummeted From a Six-Figure Salary to Earning $7.29 an Hour
By DONNA HUNTER and GAIL DEUTSCH
March 19, 2009

For the first 45 years of Ken Karpman's life, everything was close to perfect. Ken Karpman went from making a six-figure salary to $7.29 an hour.

He graduated from UCLA with a bachelor's degree and M.B.A., then got a high-paying job as an institutional equity sales trader. He married his dream girl, had two children and traveled the world on expensive vacations.

Over the span of Karpman's impressive 20-year career as a trader, he climbed the company ladder, reaching a salary of $750,000 a year.

"Life was good, we were making a lot of money -- and why wouldn't this just continue on?" Karpman said.

From all appearances, Ken and Stephanie Karpman were living the American dream in Tampa, Fla., nestled in their 4,000-square-foot home that sits on a golf course. "I had no idea what anything cost in a store," he said. "I'd just put it in the cart and buy."

Karpman was so confident in his good fortune and the strong economy that he left his job in 2005 to start his own hedge fund. To pay for the new business and their standard of living, Karpman quickly burned through $500,000 in savings and, like so many Americans, took a line of credit against his house.

But in the reversal of fortune that followed, Karpman was unable to attract investors and was forced to dissolve his hedge fund. He found himself jobless in a job market that had collapsed.

In the past, Karpman had found it easy to get a job. It wasn't so this time around.

"When I used to go into a job interview, I probably came across as a jerk because I was like interviewing him to see whether this firm was worthy of me," he said. "Now it's kind of like you almost feel like you're coming in with your hat in your hand."

Signs that make you smile

The Silent 'H' in French

I'm pretty sure this is not a true story, but for the lulz, I post in anyway.

Aaah, zese French.......zey give you a run for your money!

When Charles De Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.

At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame De Gaulle.

"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame De Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer...and no one knew what to say next. Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word, 'appiness."

Hazardous situation report!?

Berjaga2. Jgn kentut merata2. LOL!

ps: click pd image utk lihat lebih clear.

Can you feel the thunder inside!

Saber Rider!

While searching for the 80's cartoon theme songs over youtube, I stumbled upon this vid. The guitar solo? Abso-fucken-lutely fantastic!

Prepare to feel the thunder inside!

BMW Vision

Gile babas futuristic! Proton tolong buat satu!

Ini ialah BMW concept car, yg dikatakan near-production-ready, maksudnya bila2 masa aje akan keluar atas jalan. Menggunakan teknologi hibrid, dikatakan save minyak dan mesra alarm. But who the fuck cares! If she is a beauty it does not matter whether she such a bitch, ain't it?

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